RekterTheAlebrije's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Too heavy :( (Slight nsfw warning)]

that pussy was too heavy to handle. just look at what it did to her

[HUGES <3]

Sometimes all you need is 400,000 dollars and a mature tall curvy naked girl to hug. I have neither, so that's clearly the source of all my problems.

[Ali thinks your fucking gross]

If she can't handle your skibidi rizz (autism), then she ain't the one. simple as that.

TVisDaddy responds:

if you cant handle me at my worst (skibidi rizz) then you can't handle me at my best! (also skibidi rizz)

[Now you can go]

If i find a woman (or any potential partner, really) that can get past saying "hi" to me without having a panic attack at the mere notion i could be even slightly flirt with them, i'll let you know.

CcDask responds:

I'll be waiting for that moment

[Worst she can say is n… Nevermind.]

what happened to the second picture? it's not loading for some reason, and newgrouds says the file is missing...

[Sylvia meets Sanjay]

toasty~

[Vault Girl bargain]

about to put a tunnel in her snake... wait no-

[Style Study Break!]

a gerph character? drawn in a distinctively sharp and figure-heavy way? no fucking clue bro, i think it's shadman or something, idk.

[Sahara's Performance]

this is how water feels when you drink it at 3:00 AM for some reason.

[Big and Fluffy Velvet]

her spine must be crumbs by now. such a noble sacrifice.