bro spunked his syrup and missed. what a tool

I really liked the voice acting on vinyl. it was cute.

bro the crossups in this game suck. I keep going for footsies and keep getting backshots.

That krampussy got me acting naughty

i need a suit and tie for this

This game is a clever metaphor for the fact that it doesn't matter how much you do, you'll never be enough, and life will always ask you for more than you can give.

Round 2: FIGHT!

fill it with what. spit? blood? i bet it's blood. i bet she wants me to shoot blood from my penis. that's weird. you are weird

Ah, yes... Another fine clussy for the clownllection