RekterTheAlebrije's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[F - Chair Topper]

nice job, this is ass. wait no.
nice ass, this is job.
no, that's not it either.
nice job, nice ass? yeah, that sounds about right.

[F - Iron House]

i misread the title and was quite disappointed at the lack of mice made out of iron.

MarTheDog responds:

No vtubers in this one

[Plump and Tight]

how bro looks at me when i find 20 dollars on the floor

[Sinder - Fan Art]

didn't she made an honest to God awful metal cover of CPR?

Edit: just looked it up. was it THAT bad? no. would i listen to it again? no.

[Asa & Shinji's Secret Handshake]

haven't seen either of this animes.

They jorked it.
they jorked it, didn't they?

[100% Blood]

That looks like chocolate syrup. either way it's going to be hell to clean up

TVisDaddy responds:

I cant unsee it and now I want chocolate :(

[again???]

too bad. i like this.

[Too heavy :( (Slight nsfw warning)]

that pussy was too heavy to handle. just look at what it did to her

[HUGES <3]

Sometimes all you need is 400,000 dollars and a mature tall curvy naked girl to hug. I have neither, so that's clearly the source of all my problems.

[Ali thinks your fucking gross]

If she can't handle your skibidi rizz (autism), then she ain't the one. simple as that.

TVisDaddy responds:

if you cant handle me at my worst (skibidi rizz) then you can't handle me at my best! (also skibidi rizz)